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	<title>Carriage Return.</title>
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		<title>Conscripts in spaaaaace!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 17:31:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Family is awkward</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 17:15:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Caves]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not sure about this one.  Probably needs some work.  But uh, bollocks to that.  Maybe later. &#160; &#160; Grave secrets. &#160; I followed him because he was a liar and a cheat and a thief.  Because he had no conscience and no morals.  Because secrets are weapons, and I would not be unarmed in his [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=flukemaster.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5855952&amp;post=59&amp;subd=flukemaster&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>More gaming times</title>
		<link>http://flukemaster.wordpress.com/2011/01/31/more-gaming-times/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 08:42:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bullshit]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wrote this for some friends.  I wanted to have a laugh, so I put them in the action.  Fortunately they saw the funny side too.  They are fine folk of excellent taste, and no they won&#8217;t be reading this, why do you ask? The gaming times mark II 7.00 pm &#8220;All right then, I&#8217;ll [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=flukemaster.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5855952&amp;post=54&amp;subd=flukemaster&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ghost of a star</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 08:24:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The sky was full of ghosts.  Stars eons dead flickered overhead.  They sat on the lawn and watched as the Earth turned and the sky lazily whirled. They did not look at each other, the sky did not stare back. &#8220;So&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;How have you been?&#8221; Minutes passed. &#8220;Oh, you know.  Much like this.&#8221; The other [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=flukemaster.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5855952&amp;post=52&amp;subd=flukemaster&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>For the children.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 08:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was written with children&#8217;s stories in mind.  Brothers Grimm style.  Perhaps you could tell it to a child you know.  One you didn&#8217;t like. The Well The clearing was forbidding, foreboding and forgotten.  Those that remembered it never went, those that forgot fled afraid, those not afraid never left.  Surrounded by black twisted trees [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=flukemaster.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5855952&amp;post=46&amp;subd=flukemaster&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You can&#8217;t come back.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 03:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This came to be after something else I was working on died a hideous death in a fiery hard drive apocalypse.  As a result I now save all my shit to dropbox.  This one is for that thing that exploded.  I miss you exploded thing&#8230; Condemned The room was black.  Poorly lit.  Cold.  Unused for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=flukemaster.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5855952&amp;post=42&amp;subd=flukemaster&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Oh you shouldn&#8217;t have.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 08:42:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is another one knocked out for the writers course.  It is vaguely influenced by Fable 2.  More heavily influenced by a Nietsche quote.  &#8216;What is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil.&#8217;  So of course it has a wonderful happy ending. Beyond the Pale It had been three weeks since [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=flukemaster.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5855952&amp;post=39&amp;subd=flukemaster&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The gaming times</title>
		<link>http://flukemaster.wordpress.com/2009/10/01/the-gaming-times/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 08:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a little scene I put together for the last writing course I was on.  It was meant to be a scene from childhood.  But since my childhood is mostly a blur I went with a random gaming session from highschool.  Which also proved to be a blur so I made up a bunch [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=flukemaster.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5855952&amp;post=35&amp;subd=flukemaster&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Remember to backup frequently.</title>
		<link>http://flukemaster.wordpress.com/2009/04/27/remember-to-backup-frequently/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is the result of a writing class/group exercise.  The idea was that we had our character wake up in a hotel room in bed with a strange woman while suffering from amnesia.  More or less.  Guidelines more than rules.  The following is my effort. One forward, two back &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry Carol, but-&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=flukemaster.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5855952&amp;post=32&amp;subd=flukemaster&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Food chain.</title>
		<link>http://flukemaster.wordpress.com/2009/04/21/the-food-chain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 04:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following was produced as homework for my latest writing course.  The theme was food.  So the decision to write about cooking aliens in pots was clear and obvious.  And yes, Manny is named after the character from Black Books played by Bill Bailey, While Alan is named for the UK comic and sometime actor [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=flukemaster.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5855952&amp;post=29&amp;subd=flukemaster&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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